Rosie's singles club...and the Trannycat Sluts

Once again Rosie Swash's Tuesday Singles Club has had me in stitches.

Somewhat unlucky for us Nicole Scherzinger (the one with a modicom of talent over at PussyCat Dolls central) has decided to release a solo single. Obviously its shit...I don't need to elaborate on that as anyone reading this I'm sure will agree. Its the flipping words that grate both Rosie and I.

"I'll do whatever you like, I can do, I can do, I do, I do whatever you like."

I've said it before in many drunken outbursts (last time was at Mogwai when they were playing Pussycat Doll clips on the screens before the gig - why?) but what the hell are this group of tramps hoping to achieve? Girl power isn't dressing up in the sluttiest clothes you can find, grinding around on the floor and begging to do whatever a blokes wants. Thats just doormat behaviour.

For those that of you that don't know me firstly I'm not a big, fat, hairy, feminist, lesbian and I don't feel threatened by attractive girls wearing minimal amounts of clothes - in fact sometimes I quite like it;)

I just felt like Rosie that these girls are painting an untrue picture and ruining everything Emmeline Pankhurst and her comrades fought for.

"Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?" - its a global disgrace.

Oooh hooray I managed to get someone else's boyfriend to look at me. How great I must be. The sad fact is I could only do it whilst dressed in one of Jack the Ripper's victims clothes as otherwise they would have mistaken me for a man.

And you know what's most scary - the average age of their is probably about 7.