Spermfortickets.com has today announced that due to dwindling stocks in Ireland, young men would be offered festival tickets to a European festival of their choice in exchange for a drop of their precious man juice. My god I seriously pat the back of the PR guru who came up with that idea. Its bloody genius!
So quel surprise they are massively inundated with offers from people like Gary, 17 from Preston who thinks yay I get kinda paid to have a wank. However, surely there is something completely morally reprehensible about this?
And then we find out...oh its only a pilot. Brilliant. PR 9, stupid UK public 1. The scheme will never happen and is just to create some spin.
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